Posts filed under: Product Placement Poetry

Why You Should Be Drinking Yerbaé Like Me

Yerbaé is A Great Tasting “Energy” Drink Last week I was heading over to my Orangetheory Fitness class when I stopped by the gas station for a bottle of water.... Read More

Announcing My Partnership With Marcus Theatres

Check out Marcus Theatres for a Great Movie Experience. I am really excited to announce my partnership with Marcus Theatres. You see, I love going to movies. For the past... Read More

For My Love Mercedes

I Miss My Girl Mercedes The salt washed away. In the sun she’s glistening. My girl Mercedes. I wrote this haiku in August of 2014, as a series of “haiku... Read More

Another Ode to Cinnabon

C is for Cinnabon, I Need you right Now. As your Bon, this One Needs to right now. Today on Twitter, my friends at Cinnabon asked their followers to give them... Read More

It’s You, Not Me – A Breakup Poem For Amy Cuddy

Dearest Hotels.com, First of all where shall I begin? It’s not me it’s you, who’s smilin’. Pretty pictures did dance on my eyes, this customer you told me great lies.... Read More

Ode to Copper Dome

Randolph and Hamline. Copper Dome now continues. Tommy C’s Griddle.... Read More

Just be KIND

What will the day bring? Life is full of excitement. Please do a KIND thing.... Read More

Dear Biz and Ben: An Ode to Jelly.

Dearest Biz and Ben: There once was an app ’twas called Jelly. Seemed it could be good for this felly. Questions I’d ask, getting stars I could bask. Though quirks... Read More

Stay On Target

Focused when roaming. Klondike Bar and Oreo. ’twas right on Target.... Read More

The Hail Marri

The king of the Court. Let’s throw a hail Marriott. Greatness Hall of Fame.... Read More