I miss you so, Bazooka Joe.

When I was a young lad
To the drugstore I’d go;
To buy some bubblegum
To buy Bazooka Joe.

The Bazooka Joe Gang
And their misadventures;
My quick daily escape
Always a new venture.

There was Pesty and Mort
Hungry Herman and Jane;
Walkie Talkie and Toughie
The Gang mostly stayed the same.

From kitschy merchandise
To a one-liner joke;
It was Bazooka Joe
Memories, I evoke.