An Ode to Swiffer
S is for Swiffer, don’t call it a mop.
When I also sweep, I come out on top.
I love using you, to help clean my floors.
Friends they are amazed, such an easy chore.
Faithful is our love, you ruffle my dust.
Everyone knows, you’re my cleaning must.
Ready to explode, you’re my dynamite….
An Ode To P&G: Your Amazing Brands, Fulfill My Demands.
An Ode to P&G: Your Amazing Brands, Fulfill My Demands
Eighteen Thirty Seven
‘Twas a very good year;
A partnership was born
Eliciting great cheer.
How I love thee, my P&G.
One making candles
The other making soap;
As Procter and Gamble
Making products they’d hope.
How I love thee, my P&G.
The beautiful Norris daughters
Would bring these two…
An Ode to Downy
Nineteen sixty one
A very good year;
You were introduced
To much fanfare cheer.
My laundry confession, my laundry…